[Pa-furry] Intro

[Douglas Muth]

> Giza explain the Cat Conspiracy please :)

There is no Cat Conspiracy.  I have absolutely no idea what you mean.
Our enemy is East Asia.  Our enemy has always been East Asia.


...but I can tell you all about Cat Haiku:

I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.

You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.

Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner

-- Giza (It's amazing what Google will turn up!)